A Men's Health poll asked, "What commuter driving habits annoy you most?"

• 24% said driving too slowly
• 19% said chatting on the phone
• 15% said tailgating
• 13% said not letting me merge
• 12% said swerving between lanes
• 8% said texting
• 3% said applying makeup
• 2% said driving too fast
• 2% said reading
• 2% said driving outside the lanes

I laughed when I read this.... I hit every single one on the way in today....- DJ

Talk about sharing! I ran across an article that was about the new "TwoDaLoo". It's world's first simultaneous-flush two-seater toilet, and it's perfect for couples who don't hide anything from each other.

Here's the full list.... use it at your own peril.... haha-DJ

According to askmen.com here's the top 10 things you should never bother arguing about.... because you'll lose.... actually this list could probably be a million long... but this is the top 10.

Men should avoid these 10 biggies:

1. Her style
2. Her cooking
3. Her exes
4. Gender generalizations
5. Her finances
6. Her friends
7. Solutions to her problems
8. Her appearance
9. Her family
10. PMS

Since we don't have this in the "Video On Demand" section... thought I would include it for you. - DJ

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I sent a tweet over the weekend about being freaked out walking by Perry at ACL over the weekend... something you just don't expect to see. I got this tweet...
gjmyaya @donjantzen dude u r the ****** every1 thought I was bullsh*%&$#g about Ferrell thanks 4 making look like I know stuff I did tell the truth tho

Here's some positive video proof...

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I don't know if I totally believe this.... it came from Penthouse... and I can't recall ever actually reading any words in there... but it's interesting nontheless. Thought I'd share.

FEMALE RED FLAGS

(Penthouse) Photos posted on personals sites can be a Rorschach test of her personality. If she has one or more images with the telltale signs described, be forewarned:

• She's wedded to her social circle -- If her photos all show her surrounded by girlfriends and/or family members, chances are that she is not ready for any kind of intimate relationship. Unless you want to double date with her mom or her 200 pound friend, stick with the women who are confident enough to pose by themselves.
• She's a pet freak -- If she has a dog or a cat in most of her photos, you can bet that she is an animal fancier and be prepared for her to give more love to her kitty than to you. On the other hand, if you happen to have a pet like hers, you may be able to play a little doggie romance.
• She's not what she seems -- If all her photos are tiny in size or were taken from far away so that her figure or facial features are hard to make out, that's a sign she probably won't win any beauty contests. Indeed, you can reasonably expect her to be more than a few pounds overweight and a few ticks below plain in the looks department.
• She's a party animal -- If her photos all show her hanging out in clubs or with a drink in her hand, she is likely to be a club hopping, man switching, night owl. If you want to swing with a nocturnal bird, be prepared for lots of hangovers and less than great sex, as too much alcohol inhibits sexual satisfaction. Otherwise, look for more sober and sensible prospects.
• She's a malcontent -- Her photos show her with men whose faces are blacked out, and her personal profile is replete with negatives like "I hate" or "I can't stand" and a litany of traits she won't tolerate in a man. This is a sign that she is either a man hater or a woman with an over idealized fantasy of what a man should be. Unless you are Mr. Perfect or a sucker for abuse, look for someone who is a bit better adjusted.
• She's a wallet drainer -- If her picturers show her loaded with jewelry and designer garbs, and she lists "fine dining" or "shopping" as her hobby, you better have a big bank account before picking her as one of your targets. This one will take you on a pricey tour of five star restaurants and expect you to provide her with PMS retail therapy.
• She's a sensation seeker -- If her photos include images of her skydiving, bungee jumping, or scaling skyscrapers, she's a risk taking daredevil who loves danger; don't be surprised if she is up for some adrenaline raising sex, like hanging from the chandelier. Sensation seekers are notoriously unfaithful, though, so move on unless you don't mind being another notch on her bedpost.

Ok, I've got some 311 tickets for you. I thought about doing this whole "311 Trivia" garbage... but seriously... with Wikipedia and Google.. it's nearly impossible to make it difficult (plus I'm lazy). So here's the deal. If you want 311 tickets before you can buy them... here's what you have to do. Send me three pictures that show the numbers (in order) "3","1" and "1". The two most creative ones will win tickets. So there's no confusion...
Here's an example of what I am talking about...

WINNER UPDATE!!!
So... rather than take the responsibility... I sent all of the entries to my mom.. so blame her! Here's our 311 photo winners.
Matt Gosney

and....
Jeremy Hughes

10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR GUY IS A DORK

Behavioral scientists at the Sociological Research Institute outside Bethesda, MD, under the direction of Dr. Heinrich Blufeld, compiled their data into the following list of the top 10 ways to tell if your guy is a dork:

1. He was a member of any of the following extra-curricular clubs in high school: Chess Club, AV Club, Video Game Club, Square Dance Club, Math Club, Science Club, Astronomy Club, Animal Lovers Club, Physics Club.
2. Extreme interest in Science Fiction/Science Fantasy. Does he attend Star Trek conventions in his Captain Kirk or Mr. Spock costume? Did he used to put together plastic monster model kits and still has them? Did he attend any of the Star Wars movies on their first day of release? Does he spend one hour or more on Lord of the Rings chat rooms or blogs?
3. He can recite every line from the entire X-Files TV series. He has also memorized all the special features on the DVDs of the series. And he can hum all the background music from the series' soundtrack.
4. He becomes sexually excited whenever he receives the latest version of Internet Explorer before it's even been released.
5. He's constantly confused by the compliments he gets on his "cool vintage clothing." Because they're just the same clothes he's been wearing for the last 20 years.
6. If a genie offered him one wish, it would be to be bitten by a radioactive spider giving him the superhuman strength and agility of Spider-Man.
7. He subscribes to one or more of the following publications: Popular Science, Gamepro, Audobon, Official Xbox Magazine, PC Gamer, PC Magazine, PC Today, PC World, MAD Magazine, GAG Magazine, Starlog or Cinefex.
8. On Casual Dress Friday at work, he wears a button-down shirt because that's the most casual shirt he owns.
9. His closest friends are males consisting of geeks, nerds, dufusses, brainiacs, social misfits and/or other dorks.
10. He often appears to be talking to himself. If you were to record his mumblings and turn up the volume, they would sound like the anguished speech of highly disturbed space aliens.

Not sure if you're headed to ACL in a few weeks to see Pearl Jam... or if their alleged hunt for dates in Texas will come through... but this set list is pretty tight...

Pearl Jam's set list ? from "Long Road" to "Alive" ? at the opening night concert of the band's 2009 world tour at KeyArena, Sept. 21.

1. Long Road
2. Corduroy
3. Gonna See My Friend
4. Got Some
5. Hail Hail
6. Amongst The Waves
7. Daughter
8. Even Flow
9. Johnny Guitar
10. Unthought Known
11. World Wide Suicide
12. Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
13. Off He Goes
14. Down
15. Save You
16. The Fixer
17. Life Wasted

Encore Break 1

18. Just Breathe-with the Octava String Quarte
19. The End-with the Octava String Quartet
20. Inside Job
21. Rearview Mirror

Encore Break 2

22. Given To Fly
23. Do The Evolution
24. Betterman
25. The Real Me-with the Syncopated Taint Horn Quartet (Townshend)
26. Indifference
27. Alive

I almost totally forgot I had a podcast page. If you want to hear the full Jerry Cantrell interview, CLICK HERE to get to the my podcast page. There's some stuff in here that never made it to the airwaves.

I found a blog that has a fitness craze I think we can totally embrace... sort of. It's called "Drunk Yoga". Hilarious! What they've done is found pictures of people who are drunk and passed out in yoga positions... here's an example.

or...

and...

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