If yuo can't see the video below CLICK HERE to check it out. FRESH POT!

But since I mentioned it, check out the full Pearl Jam Austin City Limits performance HERE.

This is interesting... I guess if the person you are on a date eats the same pizza you do it's "meant to be"... right? Yeah, sure! - DJ

WHAT PIZZA TOPPINGS SAY ABOUT LOVERS

According to a study by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation and Domino's Pizza, here's what pizza toppings say about lovers:

• If you both prefer the same pizza toppings, this is a sign of romantic compatibility. Never mind if you have anything else in common.
• People who prefer non-traditional toppings, such as pineapple and onions, would do best to seek someone who also has the same quirky taste.
• People who prefer traditional single-meat toppings like pepperoni do well with other meat lovers.
• Meat lovers are extroverted, while those who prefer multiple vegetable toppings tend to be introverted.

He who said "The truth can set you free" probably wasn't in a relationship. Every guy has his cache of fallback excuses -- not egregious, deceitful fabrications, just little white lies to help smooth things over. You can usually rely on tried and tested classics to get you through the "Do I look fat in these jeans?" moments, but sometimes situations arise that make you scramble to come up with something new. AskMen.com assembled a list of 10 of the most common male excuses to help you avoid ever having to flounder in such a situation again.

1. You look great in everything you wear.
2. I was just looking at how skanky she was dressed.
3. I don't need a holiday to remind me how special you are.
4. didn't want to wake you up.
5. I'm not really a breasts guy anyway.
6. I didn't want to buy you something that you didn't want.
7. It wasn't my fault. [insert name of friend she already doesn't like] made me late.
8. _____ just got dumped.
9. I am just a really picky eater.
10. I have got work to do.

Anytime I can point out that IT'S NOT OUR FAULT we're lazy... I try... feel free to print any of the following and use where necessary! - DJ

In 2012, the American Psychiatric Association is going to release a new edition of the "Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders", which you can think of as a sort of "bible" for psychiatric disorders.

There's a version of the manual online, and it includes nearly 300 conditions, including several new disorders
#1.) If you're passive and inactive, you're not just lazy . . . you have SluggishCognitiveTempoDisorder.

#2.) If you're going through a divorce and are having a hard time getting along with your ex, you're not just having a normal reaction to major emotional stress . . . you have RelationalDisorder.

#3.) If you're always complaining, you might not just be a whiner . . . you have NegativisticPersonalityDisorder.

#4.) If you sometimes lose your temper and suddenly become very angry, you don't just have a bad temper . . . you have IntermittentExplosiveDisorder.

#5.) If you get a kick out of being appalled by pornography and other obscenities, you're not just a self-righteous prude . . . you have MaryWhitehouseSyndrome.

#6.) If your kid is uncomfortable with his or her gender, they're not just struggling to figure out their sexuality and define who they are . . . they have GenderIncongruence.

#7.) If you can't stop picking up bar skanks, you're not just a male slut with a high sex drive . . . you've got HypersexualDisorder.

#8.) If you get really moody when you're PMSing, you're not just a normal woman . . . you've got PremenstrualDysphonicDisorder.

(Daily Mail)

I love when you see someone do something that you'd never do... you know is wrong... but still looks like it would be fun to do... this is one of them...

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be careful what advice you take from the "experts" out there. This list is supposed to help you.... I think it comes out of the gate with danger! Sure, there are a few here that seem to make sense... but some of these can lead to potential danger, some to doing some extra work around the house. You've been warned... but then again, what do I know? - DJ

14 LOVE TIPS

A panel of sexperts have these 14 sensual tips to help you put the arrow back in cupid's quiver without spending a dime.

1. Find his car at work and leave an anonymous note on the steering wheel suggesting a sizzling romantic rendezvous in an unusual place, such as an elevator or a broom closet.
2. Clean the garage or spruce up his dorm room.
3. Send the kids to your mother's, then ask your honey if she's interested in indulging in her most secret sexual fantasy.
4. Leave a note on the remote saying: "It's all yours for the weekend! No nagging, no questions asked. I promise!" sign it with hugs and kisses.
5. Wax her car or tidy up her apartment or dorm room and be sure to drop little handwritten love notes all over the place.
6. Drop him off at Hooters or his favorite topless bar and tell him to have all the fun he wants you'll pick him up whenever he calls.
7. After she comes home from a hard days work, giver her a massage and paint her toenails.
8. Give him a frantic call at work, asking him to rush home. Greet him at the door buck naked and let the fireworks begin.
9. Cook her favorite dinner and serve it by candlelight.
10. Role play; throw on your old cheerleader's outfit for him; pretend you're a doctor who has to make her better.
11. Slip into your sexiest negligee and cover up with a trench coat. Track him down at his favorite bar or pool hall and flash him.
12. Go to a karaoke bar and serenade her with a sentimental love song.
13. Decorate your bedroom in a theme; tropical island, medieval castle, flower garden, camping trip anything that will appeal to her.
14. Scatter bottles of icy premium beer and bags of beef jerky all over the bed then get in there with him.

Dunno why I wondered who she was or what she was doing... but this is the "Bee Girl" from Blind Melon's video for "No Rain". She's all grown up!

Here's her myspace.... NO STALKING! Ha-DJ

SAY WHAT YOU MEAN WOMAN!

Relationship expert Laura Snyder says that women tend to read too much into what men say. You know when he says stuff like, "I don't feel like going out tonight." Instead, she hears "I don't feel like going out with you anymore." Synder claims that unlike men, who tend to mean what they say(<- THAT cracks me up by the way - DJ...carry on), women tend to have layers of meaning in even the simplest statement. Here's more:

• She says: "I'm sorry." She means: "I apologized. Now it's your turn."
• She says: "I think I've gained a few pounds..." She means: "But I'm still attractive, right."
• She says: "I'm ready to go. But you should stay and have fun." She means: "You better come with me."
• She says: "You're really great with your nephews." She means: "I want to know if you ever want to have kids without you freaking out."
• She says: "I'm fine." She means: "I'm pissed and it's your job to find out why."

I figured I'd pass these along... could be useful for your construction... and blaming someone else for teh rules after your lady starts complaining about them - DJ

Mike Jakaitis has what every man needs, his very own man cave! If you're want to construct a man cave, he says there are five essential items:

1. A really big TV. It must be at least 40 inches.
2. A really loud sound system. Here's the test to determine if it's loud enough: Your wife must yell at you at least 10 times during the weekend to turn it down.
3. A really comfortable sofa designed so you can fall asleep on it within 10 minutes with a remote in one hand.
4. A bar. No space or money to build a bar? Get a mini-fridge.
5. Accessories that show off your manhood, such as sports, music or movie paraphernalia.

In addition, he created 10 rules for his man cave. Women are welcome to join him in his cave, but they must follow his rules -- even if they think they're a bit narrow-minded.

1. This is the most important rule: Under no circumstances do you give up your remote. You can let others try it out, but when the action is on the tube, that thing stays with you.
2. No flowers, potpourri or any kind of sweet smelling scent is allowed.
3. The following channels are banned: Lifetime, WE TV, LMN or anything involving Oprah or Martha Stewart.
4. No Snuggies.
5. Magazines such as Cosmopolitan and US Weekly are not allowed.
6. Coasters are optional.
7. All language is tolerated.
8. Anything entering the cave with a Dallas Cowboys reference can and will be destroyed. (This is Jakaitis' rule. You can substitute the sports team you most dislike in place of the Cowboys.)
9. No talking about what he or she is wearing while singing the National Anthem.
10. No crying is allowed. (A tough rule to follow. See Rule 7.)